Fun fact of the day:
"The average American spends 14 days in the bathroom"
Who knew. I mean some people can read entire books on the toilet, and I guess that includes baths, showers, getting ready etc. Just thought you all should know.
Stupid thing of the day:
"I was driving to work the other day, and I was behind a brake happy mid sized car. The back was filled up with so much stuff that they couldn't see out the back. The entire 15 minutes I was behind this person, they were washing their back window. Really? This isn't going to help you see out the back through your crap. So dumb."
And nowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww, Things that Perplex Me Part Two:
11. Hot Air Balloons
First of all, who thought to use a balloon to fly a little tiny basket up into the air. And how do they stay afloat and not crash to the ground killing the three people that can actually fit into the basket. So weird
12. Acting
Who was the first person who decided to be another person for an hour or two for entertainment
13. Chips
Hmmmmmmm, maybe I should fry these potatoes to make them crispy and then season them
14. Fingerprints
It is truly fascinating that we all have different fingerprints. And that people can tell who are through them
15. Toes
How can such a huge body rely on such little appendages to stay upright. I guess I missed something when training them because I fall a lot
16. Eyeballs
So much to see out of such a little hole
17. Cremating people
Think of how many people are in the air right now? Gross but maybe true............
18. Shaving legs
Who thought that the hair on a woman's leg was so repulsive we should shave it off. I mean, its tedious. Hair is natural. And why don't men have to shave their legs?
19. Cotton candy
Puffy sugar...nough said
Thats all I have for now! A hodge podge of stupidness....
I just stumbled upon this while perusing blogger.com, and there are a lot of blogs out there, good and bad. I know it's hard to make a blog, it's not easy to create something interesting. I hope yours will improve. That being said, here goes:
ReplyDeleteThis blog is neither funny, nor is it informative. Many of these perplexing things, are not, nor should they be perplexing in the way they are commented upon. Some of them are perplexing, yet the comments are incomprehensible, ignorant, or seem to be dictated by a third grader or a poor stand-up comedian. Acting, "who was the first person who decided to be another person for an hour or two for entertainment." This statement has so many problems. It describes how little you know about acting, or the world you live in. It shows that you do not know how to write a sentence well. It shows that you think all acting is comprised in hour or two sections. Toes? How can a huge body rely on such little appendages to stay upright. Honestly? How the fuck do TOES perplex you? If you wanted to make a joke about being clumsy, just make a joke about being clumsy. You would have probably been successful in making a joke, rather than making yourself seem like a ditz. Also, Eyeballs. Your comment: "So much to see out of such a little hole." What does that even mean? That you don't understand how we can see so much through such as small hole? Or that you think its crazy how much information is processed through the eye? Or you don't get how they work? In which case, look it up in a dictionary, look at a fucking biology text book, then you might be able to understand how they work rather than posting minute information as to why they perplex you. If you said something more along the lines of "Eyes, they perplex me because there is nothing that says for a fact that every human perceives photons of light in the same fashion. Therefore it can be said that perception is relative. Maybe no one sees the world in the same way." That might be marginally acceptable as a response. Because it's an opinion. That's what a blog is for. A blog is for the dissemination of information or opinion, or even a diary of one's life sent to the world. One thing that blogs are not: conduits of ignorance. This post, and I'm not saying all your posts are similar in nature, because they are not, is senseless and ignorant. If you want people to think you are senseless and ignorant, continue. If you don't give a shit what people think and are doing this for yourself, do yourself a favor, and don't just post half-baked ideas to pass the time. Write something you think is humorous, interesting, relevant. Read this through yourself, ask whether or not it is worth the bandwidth that many third world journalists and just regular people cannot get without much difficulty. Sorry if this seems overtly malicious. I just hope you take yourself more seriously than this.
Who the hell cares what someone writes about? If you don't like it, don't read. She is putting herself out there. I give her all the credit in the world! She even says it is a "hodge podge of stupidness". Calm the hell down.
ReplyDeleteAnd you're stupid enough to read a blog that u think is so ignorant and analyze the crap out of it. Hmmm I'm seeing something wrong with THAT picture...
ReplyDeleteWho's the douche bag with the ridiculous comments above. How about a link to your blog knuckle head. Go get a real life because the one your living obviously doesn't have enough to keep you busy.
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