This picture could have more than a million stories to it. My sister, cousin and I could have been preparing for a tribal war dance around the fire. We could have just been being us and painting our faces with ridiculous patterns just for giggles. Sara looks like a deranged Rudolph with a Captain Hook mustache. Alison looks like and Angry War Bird, which is funny since the game did not exist at this point in time. We may have on to something with that... I look like the paint threw up on me and then tried to save itself with the cross on my head. In reality, we were about to perform a caper. We have a tire and it needed to be exposed of. We went to drop the tire off and it fell out of the car, rolled down the hill and landed perfectly where a tire would be. It couldn't have gone any better. And the Sara supermaned herself into the car and yelled drive. It was pure gold. Us being badasses. Usually doesn't turn out well. And us, the deranged criminals that we were are now respectable members of the community. Alison is now married with a baby and a job, Sara has a career, and I, being the best, am a damn good nanny and student.
Now of course, these pictures are polar opposites and I actually have no idea where I was going with this blog, but then again do I ever. So I leave you with this, a picture, you can decide the story. Caption contest! Winner gets a shout out in the next blog! I know, you are all just clamoring to be mentioned next....



"Aw crap - found the crater the boat makes when it takes off with a waterskiier"
ReplyDelete"Ba dum ba dum.... wheeeeew." (That is the losing sound that you hear on The Price Is Right).
ReplyDeleteLove the post, Mary. Got a few laughs out of this girl!!!